you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do vagina's smell?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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