is your mom at the bar?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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