Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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