is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
