Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I love having hate sex.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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