you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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