Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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