please come you make the beer taste better
It was confusing and full of hummus
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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