i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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