My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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