dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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