Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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