bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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