Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she peed on how many people?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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