You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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