i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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