So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize