bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I need to align my fucking chakras
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