Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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