I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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