Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
time to smoke my breakfast
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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