is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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