I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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