Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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