This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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