Sponge bath it is.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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