Non-Jews are for practice
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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