I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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