Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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