What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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