I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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