I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
