Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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