YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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