worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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