I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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