i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
farters have to be the big spoon...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize