No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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