I cockslap morals
i think i have herpe
just one?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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