don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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