he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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