Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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