i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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