i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So here I am, sexting at work.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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