called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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