that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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