at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
