I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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