what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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