I'm jealous of your bromance
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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