my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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