moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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