google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.