Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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