She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Duck Duck Cougar?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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