You work out of a Hotel?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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