Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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