I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing