Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!