Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica