Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's