im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Green mimosas i think yes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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